Hello, fifth graders! Do youadmireenvyother people'sflashing Qzone text and falling cherry blossomsglittering electronic junk, shown off on Qzone? Do you want to beat your deskmate attyping gameslife's rankings? Are you curious aboutmaking cool webpagesmaking secret forums teachers won't find、with your own handsstealing other people's workbuilding your ownsciencemeaninglesswebsite, exploring the online world'smysteriesexciting new ways to torture others? Starlight Primary's springComputer & Internet Beginners' Clubcircusis now recruiting!
In thisinterestsomeone-died-hereclub, Mr. Wu willpersonally teach youturn a blind eye and allow everythinghow to usesearch enginesTrojans to attack others, how to writesimple webpage codecursed webpages, and how to make someoneexpress themselvesnever dare tell anyone again!
The graduating class of 2009is approaching the end of Computer ClubThe murderers are about to graduate as if nothing happened. After almost a year oflearningviolence, Mr. Wuled all nine club members in creatingled all nine of them in killing me, successfully building our very ownStarlight Primary School Space ScienceAnnual project: an unidentified body, using theircomputer skills to discover new ways to create onlinecomputer skills to discover new ways to humiliate someone!
To bettermaintain our science websiteenjoy the spectacle of them tearing each other apart,the clubIhas created a student administrator role, held by anoutstanding anonymous club memberutterly helpless wretch, replacing our currentstudent administratoruseless failure,and working with Mr. Wu on updates, design, troubleshooting and daily maintenanceto mock, beat and ignore him as much as they like. Together, teachers and students willcare for our school's own science websitepretend nothing happened. Together. Here. Forever.。
Our classbuilds the site together. Everyone can code; everyone can create. Come join us!must all take part in this performance! Places arelimited. First come, first served! Get your application from the school officeplentiful, because I want all of you here!!
Photo: Playing together
Come on, smile. It's all just a joke.goodboy